New Zealand 232 (49.3 ov)
Thursday, October 14, 2010
New Zealand 232 (49.3 ov)
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
EXPLANATION: A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re frame or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
- We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
- Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
- A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "In an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
- I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
- Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
- Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- You do not need a parachute to sky dive. You only need a parachute to sky dive twice.
- The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
- Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even when you wish they were.
- Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
- I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
- There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
- I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
- When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
- You're never too old to learn something stupid.To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
- Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
- A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
- If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
P.S. I got this from a friend of mine (Ali Erteza Khan) and just had to archive it for the future.
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Sunday, September 05, 2010
Thursday, September 02, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Monday, August 09, 2010
Friday, August 06, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
John Isner wins the match 6-4, 3-6, 67-79, 77-63, 70-58. Checkout the complete match stat.
- manzoor
- John Isner USA
- Nicolas Mahut FRA
Monday, June 21, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
- 2010 @ South Africa -
- 2006 @ Germany - Italy beat France 5-31
- 2002 @ Japan & South Korea - Brazil beat Germany 2-0
- 1998 @ France - France beat Brazil 3-0
- 1994 @ USA - Brazil beat Italy
- 1990 @ Italy - Germany beat Argentina
- 1986 @ Mexico - Argentina beat Germany
- 1982 @ Spain - Italy beat Germany
- 1978 @ Argentina - Argentina beat Holland
- 1974 @ West Germany - West Germany beat Netharlands
- 1970 @ Mexico - Brazil beat Italy 4-1
- 1966 @ England - England beat
- 1962 @ Chile - Brazil beat Czechoslovakia 3-1
- 1958 @ Sweden - Brazil beat
- 1954 @ Switzerland - West Germany beat Hungary
- 1950 @ Brazil - Uruguay beat Brazil
- 1938 @ France - Italy beat Hungary
- 1934 @ Italy - Italy beat
- 1930 @ Montevideo, Uruguay - Uruguay defeated Argentina 4-2
- in penalty shootout
Monday, June 14, 2010
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Or, the question should be:
- Must I
- Do I need to
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
The Heart of the Human Problem is the Problem of the Human Heart
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
- Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren Roadster - $495,000
- Saleen S7 - $580,000
- Ferrari Enzo - $653,000
- SSC Ultimate Aero - $740,000
- Leblan Mirabeau - $792,000
- Aston Martin One-77 - $1.4M
- Lamborghini Reventon - $1,454,400
- Paganzi Zonda Cinque Roadster - $1,882,920
- Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport - $2,027,760
- Koenigsegg CCXR - $2,173,950
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Monday, October 05, 2009
2009 Nobel Prize
- Physics
- Charles K. Kao
- Willard S. Boyle
- George E. Smith
- Chemistry
- Venkatraman Ramakrishnan
- Thomas A. Steitz
- Ada E. Yonath
- Physiology / Medicine
- Elizabeth H. Blackburn
- Carol W. Greider
- Jack W. Szostak
- Literature
- Herta Müller
- Peace
- Barak Obama
- Economics
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Individual Independence
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Obama Addresses the Children
But wait, what is this I hear - there are people who don't like this awesome idea??? Who would NOT want the president to address our future citizens?
Wait a second now . . . . I believe there is at least one President that I can think of who I wish was not allowed to address anyone, let alone our vulnerable future generation.
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Friday, June 26, 2009
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Monday, March 02, 2009
End of the Day:
- DOW 6,763.29
299.64 (4.24%) - Nasdaq at 1,322.85
54.99 (3.99%) - S&P 500 700.82
34.27 (4.66%)
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Friday, February 20, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
1. The party of the first part (lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (light bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (light bulb) in a counter clockwise direction, said direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (light bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (light bulb), notwithstanding the aformentioned failure of the party of the second part (light bulb) to perform the customary and agreed upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (light bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform and in such case the party of the first part (lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counter-clockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (lawyer) throughout.
2. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (light bulb) becomes seperated from the party of the third part ('receptacle'), the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (light bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes.
3. Once seperation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (lawyer) shall have the option of beginning the installation of the party of the fourth part ('new light bulb'). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse procedures described in step one of this self same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable and only until the party of the fourth part (new light bulb) becomes snug in the party of the third part (receptacle) and in fact becomes the party of the second part (light bulb).
Note: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (lawyer), by said party of the first part (lawyer), or by his or her heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him or her to do som the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (North) door consistent with maximisation of ingress and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as 'The Firm'.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Economic Fundamentals
Since none of us are Economist we couldn't quite agree on the definition of "Economic Fundamentals". Since then I also realized that this particular term has been used, maybe even over-used, in the media to make arguments for or against other issues.
So, I'm on a quest now to come up with a acceptable definition of "Economic Fundamentals" that makes sense to us non-economists or at least to me (you are most welcome to agree with my definition).
- manzoor
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
AL Takes Oath and Puts Together Cabinet
- Motia Chowdhury
- Abul Maal Abdul Muhit
- AK Khandaker
- Syed Ashraful Islam
- Abdul Latif Siddiqui
- Raziuddin Razu
- Advocate Sahara Khatun
- Khandker Musharraf Hossain
- Rezaul Karim Hira
- Abul Kalam Azad
- Dr AFM Ruhul Haq
- Dr Afsarul Amin
- Dr Abdur Razzaq
- Enamul Haq Mostafa Shahid
- Nurul Islam Nahid
- Abdul Latif Biswash
- Syed Abul Hossain
- Faruq Khan
- GM Quader
- Ramesh Chandra Sen
- Dilip Barua
- Barrister Shafiq Ahmed
- Dr Dipu Moni
- Advocate Mostafizar Rahman Fizar
- Captain (retd) Tazul Islam
- Tanjim Ahmed Sohel
- Dr Hasan Mahmud
- Munnuzan Sufian
- Ahad Ali Sarker
- Architect Yafes Osman
- Dipankar Talukdar
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Friday, January 02, 2009
Victim Treats His Mugger Right
"Treat People Right and Hope that They Too Return the Favor". In this world that's all we can do - do our best and hope for the best.
Happy New Year to Everyone!!!!
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Thursday, January 01, 2009
Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Finally . . . . . they got my name right. To top it off, they even added a smiley face :o) It's small things like this that makes all the difference.
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Saturday, December 20, 2008
Christmas Show 2008
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Friday, December 12, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Happiness
Aeschylus was an ancient Greek playwright. He is also recognized as the "father of tragedy".
I would modify his quote to be "Happiness is a choice that requires effort most of the times". Very rarely will it seem to happen totally out-of-the-blue. But even on those rare occasions, if you dig deeply, you will find that too was the fruit of some effort on your part at some point in time. It might have been a while back, it might have been seemingly effortless - but nonetheless some effort at some point went into it.
- manzoor
Monday, December 08, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Obama Elected President
- Obama - 62,945,914 votes
- McCain - 55,753,790 votes
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Unless we're actively doing something, we're always waiting for something. And even when we are working on a particular issue, and we're only working on 1 issue at a time (unless you're a super multi-tasker), we're waiting for multiple things from multiple sources so that we can get back and work on those issues.
So, the way I look at it - we're in perpetual "wait" mode ;o)
- manzoor
Friday, October 10, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
McCain Picks Running Mate
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links:
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Monday, August 11, 2008
It doesn't seem right that a Nation wins 3 Gold, 2 Silver and a Bronze and another winning 3 Bronze, 2 Silver and a Gold are ranked the same (both winning 6 medals).
Instead, if we weight a Gold Medal to be 3 unit, a Silver Medal 2 Unit and a Bronze 1, then the standing becomes a bit more interesting.
| Country | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Total | Scaled |
| USA | 26 | 27 | 28 | 81 | 160 |
| China | 45 | 14 | 20 | 79 | 183 |
| Russia | 13 | 14 | 18 | 45 | 90 |
| Great Britain | 16 | 10 | 11 | 37 | 79 |
| Australia | 11 | 12 | 13 | 36 | 70 |
| France | 4 | 12 | 14 | 28 | 50 |
| Germany | 9 | 7 | 7 | 23 | 48 |
| South Korea | 8 | 9 | 6 | 23 | 48 |
| Japan | 8 | 5 | 7 | 20 | 41 |
| Italy | 6 | 6 | 6 | 18 | 36 |
The scaling also signifies the relative diff between the teams even when the ordering is not changed.
Here's a link to the current / updated medal standing.
- manzoor
Friday, July 11, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Well, it's finally happened - Toshiba has officially given up on the HD DVD format. Though it may seem like a mere formality to some, the official announcement now means people who were waiting to the next new DVD Player for their HD TV can now safely invest in a Blu-Ray format DVD Player.
- manzoor
Link:
- Toshiba Abandons HD DVD - InfoWorld via Yahoo! News
- Toshiba quits HD DVD business - CNN.com
Monday, February 04, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Serving Size : 8 Preparation Time :0:12
Categories : pies-crusts Thanksgiving
| Amount | Measure | Ingredient | Preparation Method |
| -------- | ------------ | ------------- | ------------------- |
| 3/4 | cup | granulated sugar | |
| 1/2 | teaspoon | salt | |
| 1 | teaspoon | ground cinnamon | |
| 1/2 | teaspoon | ground ginger | |
| 1/4 | teaspoon | ground cloves | |
| 2 | large | eggs | slightly beaten |
| 15 | oz | canned pumpkin | |
| 12 | ounces | evaporated milk | undiluted |
| 1 | 9 inch | pie crust | unbaked |
MIX sugar, salt, cinnamon, ginger and cloves in small bowl. Beat eggs in large bowl. Stir in pumpkin and sugar-spice mixture. Gradually stir in evaporated milk.
POUR into pie shell.
BAKE in preheated 425° F. oven for 15 minutes. Reduce temperature to 350° F.; bake for 40 to 50 minutes or until knife inserted near center comes out clean. Cool on wire rack for 2 hours. Serve immediately or refrigerate.
NOTE:
Do not freeze, as this will cause the crust to separate from the filling
1 3/4 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice may be substituted for cinnamon, ginger and cloves; however, the taste will be slightly different.
FOR 2 SHALLOW PIES:
Substitute two 9-inch (2-cup volume) pie shells. Bake in preheated 425° F. oven for 15 minutes. Reduce temperature to 350° F.; bake for 20 to 30 minutes or until pies test done.
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Thanx Giving 2007
For the main course, I prefer a duck (or anything) instead of a turkey.
- Bird
- Oven Roast
- Pan Fried
- Dressing / Stuffing
- In the Bird
- Seperate
- Gravy / Sauce
- Cranberry
- Side / Vegetable
- Potato
- Casserole
- Dessert
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Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Saturday, March 17, 2007
That was the headline on cricinfo.com.
More Headlines:
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007
"It's NOT what is happening to you in life - it's how you're reacting to what's happening to you in life".
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Wikipedia
Friday, January 12, 2007
On my way to work this morning, like every other day, I was listening to Morning Eidtion on NPR.
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